If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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