He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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