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  • 63 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:00am

    i'm guessing this is palmdale

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:57pm

    This is why when u drink, ALWAYS have a wing man who is at least kinda sober so that he can point u AWAY from the whales, DUH! I'm a chick & I'm giving u dick wads this advice...haha sorry but even when drunk fucking fatsos is NOT ok!

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:32pm

    I've been there, buddy.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:00pm

    you hang in there pal

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:02pm

    i feel you man i had to say sorry to mines for last weekend iwas drunk and weak i didnt mean to put him in danger like that.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:12pm

    This made me really happy and I don't know why.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:06pm

    Self-love is a beautiful thing, but y'all taking it too far.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:38pm

    Time for a slump-buster, my friend

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:48pm

    Slump-buster indeed.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:04am

    This sounds like my ex. He could never get it up. He always had this pep talk.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:53pm

    Sometimes I think that my penis should be saying that to me.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:27am

    I gave my dick a motivational poster as a formal apology. It has a little kitten hanging from a branch, you guys know the one? With the text at the bottom that says "Sorry dude, but until we get our shit together it's nothing but 3s and 4s on the menu for a while"

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:07pm

    ....did you say that to him, or did he say that to you?

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:48pm

    Good job! I have found that more often the cock is like a kid. The more you love it, the more it grows.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:24pm

    isn't this from sex and the city?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:39pm

    lmfaooo. oh wow. i guess thats one way to masterbate.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:55pm

    It's the other way around for me. My dick owes me some apologies. That bastard keeps making me poke dangerous territory.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:19pm

    Maybe it's not his fault. Maybe it's the person he has to look at. Lol