I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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i'm guessing this is palmdale
you hang in there pal
isn't this from sex and the city?
This is why when u drink, ALWAYS have a wing man who is at least kinda sober so that he can point u AWAY from the whales, DUH! I'm a chick & I'm giving u dick wads this advice...haha sorry but even when drunk fucking fatsos is NOT ok!
I've been there, buddy.
I gave my dick a motivational poster as a formal apology.
It has a little kitten hanging from a branch, you guys know the one?
With the text at the bottom that says "Sorry dude, but until we get our shit together it's nothing but 3s and 4s on the menu for a while"
Time for a slump-buster, my friend
Good job! I have found that more often the cock is like a kid. The more you love it, the more it grows.
i feel you man i had to say sorry to mines for last weekend iwas drunk and weak i didnt mean to put him in danger like that.
This made me really happy and I don't know why.
....did you say that to him, or did he say that to you?
lmfaooo. oh wow. i guess thats one way to masterbate.
Sometimes I think that my penis should be saying that to me.
This sounds like my ex. He could never get it up. He always had this pep talk.
Self-love is a beautiful thing, but y'all taking it too far.
It's the other way around for me. My dick owes me some apologies. That bastard keeps making me poke dangerous territory.
Maybe it's not his fault. Maybe it's the person he has to look at. Lol