So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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