I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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The tiny penis will catch up to you later. No worries.
Yeah, just ask Sandusky.
Well played sir
I have a six inch penis. But some girls like it that wide.
Corey Feldman? MJ can't hurt you anymore bro...
It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean but it is kinda hard to get to France in a row boat.
tiny penis is sad...just sad...if you aren't at least 6 inches then I'm so sorry
I hope your first baby is a boy.
Narrowly. Great choice of wording!
ReesesPoofs- spoken like a man w a tiny dick!
Tiny penises are just depressing. I had to touch one a while ago. To jack it off I only had to use my pointer finger and thumb.
Icky. I've heard about those.
Ick, tiny penises are the worst. I've encountered one and it was the worst sex.
god you poor thing...you at least found a rebound horse cock right?
Don't be a smart ass to me, schmuck.
bahahahaa not a literal horse...merely a well hung individual XD
LOL I know. All in screwed up fun on here. LOL
Damn, poor guy. Though to be honest he probably had gotten really good with his mouth to make up for it. You missed out on a good oppurtunity!
Insert jack sparrow line here...
Built ford tough obviously has a tiny one...it has nothin to do with the motion of the ocean SIZE ALWAYS matters. Just keep tellin yourself that though kid..
If you aren't at least 8 inches you suck
and you're dreamin...or alone a lot.