What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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