I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Prawn shells in his hubcaps he will spend weeks looking for the source of the smell
During the coldest winter night, piss on his driver side door handle. Freezes shut and he spends forever struggling with it to open... all the while touching your piss :)
I'm a big fan of sticking used tampons under the door handles. Or just on the windshield.
This is awesome, I've dealt with this crap so many times. So much more fucked up shit you could do though don't be afraid to brainstorm lol
Shit in his gas tank.
Here's a much better plan, get all your friends to all pee into a 2 liter then using a butter-knife to break window seal pour pee INTO car
Go to local walmart and buy doe in heat deer urine. Pour in the vents between the hood and windshield. That car will smell forever.
That's a good start. Snitching is the worst! Put a dead fish under his drivers side seat. Win!
Doe in heat urine is the worst. 2 bottles 10 bucks it will ruin anyday.
Hell yeah he does!
Shit in a condom and put it in the freezer then stick it up his exhaust pipe