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  • If you're a girl: awesome. If you're a guy: awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:24pm
  • He's never gonna give you up. He's never gonna let you go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I'd go with jubilation. I mean, you managed to hoodwink someone into having sex with you while Rick Astley was playing. You must be pretty smooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:21am
  • "I Want You" by Bob Dylan over here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:27am
  • Before I lost my virginity, I made my first boyfriend listen to "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" by Meatloaf... all of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:59am
  • I lost mine at a party. there were other people sleeping in the room. Classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:31am
  • U TOOK A RICK ROLL IN THE HAY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:16pm
  • ooh, torn is a bad word to use right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Never Gonna Give You Up is pretty choice music for giving it up, just for the irony. Other good choices would be Give It To Me by Reel Big Fish. Just a fun song in general. Definitely played that song in the car right before the first time a girl blew me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:37am
  • 12:47 YOU ARE AN IDIOT. this text should be put on the music video for this song on youtube

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:50am
  • wow. rick astley. i didn't even realize he was on the radar for someone young enough to be a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Go to youtube and search "rick astley nirvana." Look for a song called "Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up"...HILARIOUS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:07am
  • I lost my virginity to "it wasn't me - shaggy."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:28am
  • Jubilation? I wasn't aware virgins used such words. Not saying virgins aren't smart, but the most who know about TFLN AND Rick Astley wouldn't really have that kind of vocabulary. I vote for jubilation, if this is in fact, not fake. I was watching Team America World Police right before I lost my virginity. Nothing quite like listening to "Team America Fuck Yeah!" repeatedly while having sex for the first time. Win? Or Epic Fail?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:12am
  • Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and you-just-read-this-in-Rick-Astley's-voice!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:27pm
  • I was watching the Newsies. :|

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:54am
  • 11:31- Bad timing man. Baaad timing. I lost my virginity to music from Starcraft. Ex-boyfriend was a loser, and I was more of a loser for dating a dumbfuck like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:54am
  • At least it wasn't in front of a Jesus picture...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:46pm
  • you sir, 3:21, win for saying 'hoodwink'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:17am
  • 12:47, you should actually consider suicide.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:55am
  • lost mine to the song "we are 138" by the misfits. and no Mili Vanili sucked as does rick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:57am
  • I lost mine to some song by insane clown posse, fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:17am
  • me too... not sure whether to thumbs up or thumbs down this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Jubilation fer sure, bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:51pm
  • i don't see the horror in this situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:19pm
  • I couldnt tell which song i was listening too...the girl was a just a wee bit loud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:14pm
  • " Never Gonna Give You Up is pretty choice music for giving it up, just for the irony. Other good choices would be Give It To Me by Reel Big Fish. Just a fun song in general. Definitely played that song in the car right before the first time a girl blew me. August 7, 2009 12:37AM" I have gotten both of those songs stuck in my head within the last 24 hours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Horror.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:47pm
  • Horror..... holy shit.... HORROR!!!!!!!!!!! ....you got much more then rick rolled, my friend....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:28pm
  • this is obviously fake. it makes me so mad to see shit like this posted when some of the ones my friends and i send in are much more hilarious and are never on the site. the rick roll thing stopped being funny a long time ago. the shark week shit isn't really funny anymore either. start posting original material.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:24am
  • To in a simple rhyme by van halen yikes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:18pm
  • OP here. I'm in high school. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:08pm
  • i just lost my virginity to regis philbin, then he pooped on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:14am
  • Thats a big word for a fourth grader

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • jubilation is, of course, the correct reaction.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:07am
  • At least it wasn't in front of a Jesus picture..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:09pm
  • whoever said they lost their virginity to "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy- You Win! I was still on handjob/fingerfuck levels back in those days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:47am
  • I lost it on Electric 6, repeated with her on Fun Lovin' Criminals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:45am
  • I did! Until you fucked up the lyrics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Jubilation. Most definitely jubilation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Lost my virginity while listening to NiN. yeeeahhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:45pm
  • horror...i lost my virginity to the temptations "you're my everything" never did hear from that girl again...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:39am
  • 3:12, if you live in a world where people usually lose their virginity before the word "jubilation" enters their vocabulary, I am sad and fearful indeed. Anyway, I'm gonna have the song "Cecilia" stuck in my head all night because of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:12am
  • Why's everyone gotta act superior to the Rickster? You know you used to dig it. Milli Vanilli too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:29am
  • brings a whole new meaning to the term "rick-rolled."

    Submitted by slygrrl on Oct 10, 10 at 3:25am
  • i lost my virginity listening to jimi hendrix...on the bottom bunk bed...with star wars sheets...in 1996

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:26am
  • ROFL @ 2:57 am. Losing your virginity to a Misfits song is sad. Aren't all Misfits songs less than 2 minutes long? Yes, yes they are. Tragic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Aw Shucks 1:42, glad to make someone smile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:55am
  • 12:28 you are obviously filled with victory (i couldnt bring myself to say that you were filled with win, sorry ) :P RHCP is the best music for all situations, sex included. But Never Gonna Give You Up is a great choice, just for the sheer irony of the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:10am
  • Actually no, 1:31. They're not all less than 2 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:47pm
  • You have my heart 1:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:42am
  • he'll never say goodbye, or tell a lie!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:53pm
  • 10:13, those aren't the lyrics. And to whoever sent in this text, who cares? People have lost their virginity to worse songs, I'm sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:49pm
  • woah...you got rick rolled losing it...that's on a whole new level...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:27pm
  • OH THAT IS THE ULTIMATE FUCKING RICK ROLL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Um, I lost my virginity to an episode of Glee playing in the background... Since then my boyfriend and I have moves on to having sex to more mature shows... Like Dexter :)

    Submitted by dorkestrsnerd on Dec 21, 10 at 2:44am
  • dude giving it up to never gonna give you up? best sex ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:22am
  • I vote horror. ugh. "It wasn't me" = best virginity-losing song ever, omg. That's one of my favorite songs period. My best friend lost hers to "Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee. Pretty hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:09am
  • you have been RICK FUCK'D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 7:29pm
  • At least you weren't doing it to Life of Brian and having it yell ARE YOU A VIRGIN? right after you are finished.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:31am
  • oh the romance - rick astley :o)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:44am
  • I lost my virginity to the sounds of being outside. I'm jealous. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:49pm
  • You got Rick Rolled!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Thriller. Beat THAT.

    Submitted by kyui13 on May 24, 10 at 12:22am
  • I have rick astley on my iPod. I think I've got a plan...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:40pm
  • Someone got dick rolled...

    Submitted by ctizz on Mar 14, 10 at 6:32pm
  • we're no strangers to love...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:19am
  • Agreed, 1049. Just be glad you had sex. Who gives a fuck what song it was to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:54pm
  • Rick rolled during virginity breaking sex!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 10:15am
  • so jealous, lost mine to life house. epic fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:28am
  • Ha! Rick-holed that ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:43pm
  • RHCP? Nah, RHPS more like! My first kiss was during some of Dr. Frank's dialogue..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:03am
  • I lost my virginity to "What's Your Fantasy" by Ludacris back in 2000. I laugh about it to this day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:25am
  • 1:12, the majority of people that have virginity to lose are in high school. How many high schoolers have you heard recently going around saying "jubilation"? I'm pretty sure I never heard the word once while in high school. I knew of its existence, but no one said it. Maybe things have changed recently. I still want to vote that this is on the fake side though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Lost mine to a Lil Wayne song. Wtf

    Submitted by reptile on Nov 17, 11 at 2:38am
  • I lost my virginity with Family Guy playing in the background :D\ni think win...

    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Dec 9, 10 at 10:11pm