I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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