I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
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Personally I use the tongue and fingers approach
it sucks when u cant get someone off... for both guys and chicks really...
I hate to make this sociological, but I kinda blame society because it puts more emphasis on the guy's pleasure... you know... "get in, get off, go home"
It should start with sex ed, in fact, it should be a key part of it.
it's NORMALLY easier for guys, so focusing on teaching guys to PROPERLY please women would be intelligent. but somehow i doubt it'll happen. So guys, like me, will have to learn on our own.
I hate when that happens. Worst.
i do like the children's book reference though.
oh god thats the worst, some guys are so clueless
waiting reference? haha
wow...i dated a guy like that for 3 years (from 16-19). it was AWFUL. After we broke up, I said, "Kiss my ass. Oh, and I faked it every time." Ah, the look on his face. Then I fell in bed with some guy I worked with, and it was great. And now we're married. Good sex is important.
WHy would you do that? did you have no respect for the 3 years you guys were together? Why not just explain to him you wanted to have better sex and train him to do it? hes young he was probably inexperienced!
it's so easy for guys to get off. girls take a little more effort. you have to have some idea of what you are doing. but once you find her hot spots, you own her. helpful tip: tongue works better than fingers.
Hysterical. Bummer for you though.
UGH been there done that. worst night.
this is less funny when you know that it's a quote that was stolen from the movie "waiting"
no good :( i went thru 10 guys before i found one who could rock my world. we are married now LOL
Ouch, thats like every boyfriend i've ever had
4:18 KNOWS WHAT'S UP!
yoink! next time i tell ppl what sleeping was judson was like, im using this phrase verbatim .
reminded me of Waiting... lmao :)
I thought you didn't want to talk about it?
Unless you really care about him, why bother faking? it will only give him undue confidence.
I know a few of those...
and 4:18 - you sound like you should hold seminars. Are ya up for it, babe?
HAHAHA. ps. tell him to spell the alphabet with tongue
tell him how to lick next time
Sometimes telling him how to lick only makes it worse. Because then you realize he's just useless when he can't get you off at all.
Actually, the quote from "Waiting" is "The Little Engine that couldn't hold his load."
@ 11:30: So true. Just get yourself off and demoralize him in the process.
so sad. i find myself rolling my eyes (and not in the good way) between fake moans. depressing.