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  • I hate when that happens. Worst.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:40am
  • Personally I use the tongue and fingers approach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:53am
  • it sucks when u cant get someone off... for both guys and chicks really...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • i do like the children's book reference though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I hate to make this sociological, but I kinda blame society because it puts more emphasis on the guy's pleasure... you know... "get in, get off, go home" It should start with sex ed, in fact, it should be a key part of it. it's NORMALLY easier for guys, so focusing on teaching guys to PROPERLY please women would be intelligent. but somehow i doubt it'll happen. So guys, like me, will have to learn on our own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:43am
  • waiting reference? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:42pm
  • oh god thats the worst, some guys are so clueless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:41pm
  • wow...i dated a guy like that for 3 years (from 16-19). it was AWFUL. After we broke up, I said, "Kiss my ass. Oh, and I faked it every time." Ah, the look on his face. Then I fell in bed with some guy I worked with, and it was great. And now we're married. Good sex is important.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:55pm
    • WHy would you do that? did you have no respect for the 3 years you guys were together? Why not just explain to him you wanted to have better sex and train him to do it? hes young he was probably inexperienced!

      Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 2:07am
  • UGH been there done that. worst night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:59am
  • it's so easy for guys to get off. girls take a little more effort. you have to have some idea of what you are doing. but once you find her hot spots, you own her. helpful tip: tongue works better than fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:18pm
  • no good :( i went thru 10 guys before i found one who could rock my world. we are married now LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:07pm
  • this is less funny when you know that it's a quote that was stolen from the movie "waiting"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:36pm
  • reminded me of Waiting... lmao :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Hysterical. Bummer for you though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:43pm
  • yoink! next time i tell ppl what sleeping was judson was like, im using this phrase verbatim .

    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 2:05am
  • 4:18 KNOWS WHAT'S UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Unless you really care about him, why bother faking? it will only give him undue confidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:38pm
  • Ouch, thats like every boyfriend i've ever had

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:47pm
  • HAHAHA. ps. tell him to spell the alphabet with tongue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:23pm
  • I thought you didn't want to talk about it?

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 1, 10 at 4:03pm
  • I know a few of those... and 4:18 - you sound like you should hold seminars. Are ya up for it, babe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Actually, the quote from "Waiting" is "The Little Engine that couldn't hold his load."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:02am
  • @ 11:30: So true. Just get yourself off and demoralize him in the process.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Sometimes telling him how to lick only makes it worse. Because then you realize he's just useless when he can't get you off at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:30am
  • tell him how to lick next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:53am
  • so sad. i find myself rolling my eyes (and not in the good way) between fake moans. depressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:36pm