Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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Panties don't get lost, they get taken as trophies
"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."
There's nothing wrong with geeks
No, there's not. That's why there's a sympathetic geek character in all those John Hughes movies from the 80s.
What pocket did you put your dignity in?
I thought everyone was supposed to lose their panties/ boxers on New Year's Eve? Did I miss something?
Tequila makes her clothes come off.