i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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