Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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She loves teh purple c0ck!
hahaha! Incest? Really? That made my day :)
well obviously the person is a dinosaur. . .since they are resorting to little kid t.v. characters to relieve their sexual fantasies.
go get a pocket pussy. they don't have eyes so they can't deny you. haha.
girls have eggs. so do dinosaurs
i can, i watched it all day erry day, that show was the shit
until i got old enough to realize how truly fucked up the entire concept was
Holy shit 504! get in touch girl and we'll have some fun!
how does that work...
well unless you are a 7 year old boy, i think you would be out of luck with barney even.
I'm actually a chick. I know...sad.
i cant believe i ever watched barney
i dont know if he turned out to be a pedophile, but he was definitely not a child role model outside of the costume.
dude, shut the fuck up.
soo. . . barney and pee wee are out of the question. go for the fat mexican at the corner market.
... is he/she related to barney?
Does no one remember that "we're a happy family?" It's in the Barney song. I know that and I never watched the show. The incest joke wasn't terribly funny, but those of you who didn't get it are the idiots.
its not incest, 3:42 is just an idiot
wasnt barney a pedophile?
i personally think this guy would have more luck with pee wee herman. just sayin.
barney could lay pipe