arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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