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  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:04pm

    I would sleep with a guy in a garden gnome costume faster than you can say "college".

    • 43 45
      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:53pm

      coll- woops. there she goes

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:22pm

    Halloween is just your excuse for wearing that silly shit again.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:38pm

    If you're attractive enough you can pull off any costume and still get laid.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:39pm

    How are two people who live in different cities going out on Halloween together? That's just difficult...

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    3:18 you're story telling is good but your topics are appalling(sp?).

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:43pm

    Correctamundo 6:19, my bad.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:59pm

    I'm sure there are gnome-o-philes somewheere around here

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:02pm

    What's everyone here going as. Me = Meghan McCain's boobs!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:19pm

    3:54-you were actually addressing 3:46 not 3:18. Perhaps you too will get em next time tiger.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:29pm

    Gp south rules go grosse pointe!

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:17pm

    It's Halloween who caresses get drunk and everyone get laiddddd

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:05am

    I would totally lay someone who wore a gnome costume entirely because they wore a gnome costume!

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:18pm

    Dude I just got a 8 year old to suck my dick. I made her little innocent throat bleed

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:24pm

    2:02 What does that Boondock's reference have to do with this text? I'm going to be the black spiderman for Halloween.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:54pm

    Almost 3:18. you spelled appalling right, but you're should be your. You'll get em' next time tiger.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:29am

    I was a garden gnome for Halloween last year and I got laid

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:54pm

    it might "detour" the opposite sex? I wish trolls would at least make an effort to make sense.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:09pm

    Oh I get it! Dressing up as a garden gnome would be a funny outfit but the other person is worried it mighe detour the opposite sex! -Jeff

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:02pm

    You was poppin off that good shit til you got kicked in yo chest

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:15am

    In college people are from everywhere you dumb fuck..vvvvv