I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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and they like to bite it!
these pretzels are making my 1/2 inch dick hard
why would you want to try and eat your prhone???
Then I shall be.... Second!
"tomorrow will already be fun" hahha
grody! why are you tryin ta eat your phrrrone, yummy
Noone will be first !
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
THEN WHO WAS PRHONE???
I love how everyone expects drunks to be spelling champs.
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Maybe 'prhone' is a pet name for a special body part for the OP!
im pretty sure this was a typo.. but still.. a phone, cheddar, and tequila? *shudders*.... ick
Fuck you, you classy bitch!