Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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