Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Randomize
