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  She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.

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  (502): She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't. http://tfl.nu/5w3y
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  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Aug 1, 11 at 11:21am

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  It's never a good idea to rub your dog's vagina.

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  Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 1, 11 at 11:26am

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  Awkward vag rubs: the Hail Mary of the Megan's Law populace since 1996

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  Submitted by Mikedog48 on Aug 3, 11 at 9:19am

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  God VinnyG shut the fuck up, you're such a goddamn assclown.

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  Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 1, 11 at 6:38pm

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  Sigh. Way to represent, Louisville.

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  Submitted by MeatspinMike on Aug 1, 11 at 4:44pm

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  God dammit.. this is me. FML. Awkward.

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    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:07am

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    So awkward you went ahead and announced to the world touching your vag is offlimits

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 1, 11 at 2:55pm

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  this is just sad

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    Submitted by MeatspinMike on Aug 1, 11 at 4:53pm

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    As the person that this is referring to, yes, yes it is.

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