She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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Awkward vag rubs: the Hail Mary of the Megan's Law populace since 1996
God dammit.. this is me. FML. Awkward.
So awkward you went ahead and announced to the world touching your vag is offlimits
It's never a good idea to rub your dog's vagina.
this is just sad
As the person that this is referring to, yes, yes it is.
Sigh. Way to represent, Louisville.
God VinnyG shut the fuck up, you're such a goddamn assclown.