Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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use bacon grease for lube....
I hope you washed your hands first.
10:48..i was that girl.
10:11 so THAT'S how I got pregnant!? WTF I thought it was the toilet seat or the swimming pool.
i hid in the closet while a girl masturbated before, lets just say her clothes had some protein stains afterward
now I know what turns fat girls on
10:48 why would you hide in the closet and beat off while a chick is on the other side playing fish fingers? Obviously you belong in the closet.
Best night ever to me. Add in a few episodes of Scrubs and it'd be perfect.
I knew a guy who accidentally the whole thing once.
Who sends this text? Really.......
Hmm, I bet it was a burger from 5 guys burgers and fries.
^haha wow creative thinking......
I knew a guy who worked in a restaurant, and he used to masturbate ON your cheeseburger. True story.
this is awesome. eat more cheeseburgers.
keeping it classy, atlanta. i like it.
to 10:11, i know someone who accidentally cut the tip of his finger off in the restaurant he worked at and left it lost in the roast beef for someone to eat later. no lie, i almost puked after hearing the story