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  • 84 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:58pm

    use bacon grease for lube....

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:40pm

    10:11 so THAT'S how I got pregnant!? WTF I thought it was the toilet seat or the swimming pool.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:44am

    I hope you washed your hands first.

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:03pm

    10:48..i was that girl.

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:48pm

    i hid in the closet while a girl masturbated before, lets just say her clothes had some protein stains afterward

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:19am

    10:48 why would you hide in the closet and beat off while a chick is on the other side playing fish fingers? Obviously you belong in the closet.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:12pm

    now I know what turns fat girls on

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:05pm

    Who sends this text? Really.......

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:48am

    I knew a guy who accidentally the whole thing once.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:01pm

    Best night ever to me. Add in a few episodes of Scrubs and it'd be perfect.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:40am

    Hmm, I bet it was a burger from 5 guys burgers and fries.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:11pm

    I knew a guy who worked in a restaurant, and he used to masturbate ON your cheeseburger. True story.

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30pm

    ^haha wow creative thinking......

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    this is awesome. eat more cheeseburgers.

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:10am

    to 10:11, i know someone who accidentally cut the tip of his finger off in the restaurant he worked at and left it lost in the roast beef for someone to eat later. no lie, i almost puked after hearing the story

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:46am

    keeping it classy, atlanta. i like it.