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  • use bacon grease for lube....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I hope you washed your hands first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:44am
  • 10:48..i was that girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 10:11 so THAT'S how I got pregnant!? WTF I thought it was the toilet seat or the swimming pool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:40pm
  • i hid in the closet while a girl masturbated before, lets just say her clothes had some protein stains afterward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:48pm
  • 10:48 why would you hide in the closet and beat off while a chick is on the other side playing fish fingers? Obviously you belong in the closet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:19am
  • now I know what turns fat girls on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:12pm
  • I knew a guy who accidentally the whole thing once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:48am
  • Best night ever to me. Add in a few episodes of Scrubs and it'd be perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Who sends this text? Really.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Hmm, I bet it was a burger from 5 guys burgers and fries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:40am
  • ^haha wow creative thinking......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30pm
  • this is awesome. eat more cheeseburgers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • I knew a guy who worked in a restaurant, and he used to masturbate ON your cheeseburger. True story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:11pm
  • keeping it classy, atlanta. i like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:46am
  • to 10:11, i know someone who accidentally cut the tip of his finger off in the restaurant he worked at and left it lost in the roast beef for someone to eat later. no lie, i almost puked after hearing the story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:10am