it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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