kristin has been a bad kristin
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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