how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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