so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I need you to use more vowels.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
