Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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