Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Gotta love the Copy and Past from:
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
My story is simple:
Born on the 3rd of Oct.
Hooked up with an HIV infected Tranny
I now belong to the Wonderful World of AIDS
let's hear some stories from the imposters
well the highway is alive tonight
In Soviet Russia the shuttles are drunk and say they should not transport you that often!!
It's better than MARTA hungover and going to work
everyone shut the fuck up. this is a pitt student taking the shuttle to/from the airport during a break. pitt students go hard get the fuck over it
PAT 28X represent! Pitt is the shit!
My story is simple: For NYE I had a 3 way with my husband and his friend from med school. The most erotic night of my life.
Pitt sucks, their girls are whores.
I don't even remember taking the 28X to get home. I just remember boarding the flight back to pitt and waking up in my dorm. Who the hell flies sober anyway?
Also I love how I thought wow this sounds alot like a pitt student before i even noticed the area code
In Soviet Russia, airport shuttle takes you
aww little moments of win that make life so much better
Well 4:23 this is my story....
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. Um, I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too
A narrative is a story that is created in a constructive format (as a work of writing, speech, poetry, prose, pictures, song, motion pictures, video games, theatre or dance) that describes a sequence of fictional or non-fictional events.
Go Play on the Tarmac!!
Ever think you have a drinking problem? Go get help you fucking moron.
pitt students swallow
As long as it isn't a pilot