We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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