Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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