i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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