I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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