Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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