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  • 94 23
    Submitted by maximumbob on Oct 4, 12 at 11:11am

    Rise.

  • 48 23
    Submitted by UrLegsR_EarMuffs on Oct 4, 12 at 7:13pm

    Deshi deshi! Bashala! Bashala! Deshi deshi! Bashala! Bashala!

    • 28 26
      Submitted by Donotdiscard on Oct 4, 12 at 11:31pm

      Clearly, the ones that thumb down your comment haven't caught the reference..

  • 43 23
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Oct 4, 12 at 12:26pm

    Perfect analogy, but don't believe what they say about the only way out being without any safety measures. That's how poor idiots get a kid on their first secual encounter...

  • 38 24
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 4, 12 at 12:40pm

    Sounds like you better jump in a hole instead of climb out...

  • 38 27
    Submitted by grandwazoo on Oct 4, 12 at 2:52pm

    So just have sex already. You're going to suck at it the first time regardless of when you do it, so get it over with.

  • 35 25
    Submitted by venturda on Oct 4, 12 at 9:54pm

    I know that feel.

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Jess1991 on Oct 4, 12 at 11:15am

    I haven't seen the movie yet, but yes, it does feel like a prison

  • 26 25
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 5, 12 at 6:09am

    wait....there are virgins still? AFTER-high-school virgins? meaning legal? if op is s chick, ill help her. but my spidey senses are tellin me nope, ops s dude

    • 30 28
      Submitted by erisblake on Oct 11, 12 at 12:34am

      Bring a virgin in college by choice is not a prison, I am. However if you're really trying and failing then I dunno. This is college, it can't be that hard if you want it. I don't want it and I get prepositioned when I party.

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    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Oct 4, 12 at 3:04pm

    OP might have meant Batman Begins. That had the shitty third world prison.

    • 17 28
      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 6, 12 at 10:05pm

      Did you see the new one, meatball?

  • 24 29
    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Oct 5, 12 at 12:08am

    That's rough...

  • 28 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 4, 12 at 10:57am

    Remember the "Dark Knight" came out on top and the "worldly" sluts ended up as Denny's waitresses.