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    Submitted by security24 on Jan 5, 13 at 6:32pm

    A "me burrito" doesn't involve pity eating you moron. She 's wrapping herself up in a blanket like a burrito.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 5, 13 at 4:05pm

    Better wrap that burrito pretty tightly or it'll fall apart in there.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 13 at 5:56pm

    Girls that don't pity eat stay thin and get laid sooner.

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    Submitted by ZombieBitten on Jan 7, 13 at 2:50am

    The disconcerting thing is I know so many girls with this area code and all of them are a possibility for the sender.

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    Submitted by meattastic on Jan 5, 13 at 3:23pm

    The whole "burrito" thing may explain the whole "lonely vagina" thing.