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  • A "me burrito" doesn't involve pity eating you moron. She 's wrapping herself up in a blanket like a burrito.

    Submitted by security24 on Jan 5, 13 at 6:32pm
  • The disconcerting thing is I know so many girls with this area code and all of them are a possibility for the sender.

    Submitted by ZombieBitten on Jan 7, 13 at 2:50am
  • Better wrap that burrito pretty tightly or it'll fall apart in there.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 5, 13 at 4:05pm
  • Girls that don't pity eat stay thin and get laid sooner.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 5, 13 at 5:56pm
  • The whole "burrito" thing may explain the whole "lonely vagina" thing.

    Submitted by meattastic on Jan 5, 13 at 3:23pm