Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Ordering Disneyland tickets will never be the same...
At least you were buying them on the phone, and not in line to buy them in person. That may have been a little awkward for everyone else in line.
The people in front of him, at least
Efficient! But...I hope you weren't thinking of Minnie and Daisy double-teaming Goofy.
Small Dick World? Matterhorny? Ass Pirates of the Carribbean?
thats the first thing i do before riding all those rides