Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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