if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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