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  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:02pm

    Just how much room does this guy think is up there? Cause I'll say that mine so does not have that much room.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:35pm

    Um it's a vagina not a 2 car garage!

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:13pm

    His pussy would be like a "lost and found" box.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:17pm

    Once upon a time, this website used to make me laugh.

    • 17 28
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 2:48pm

      That's odd, because the earlier content of this site was primarily garbage.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:14pm

    If I were a woman, I'd put a very rich man's dick in mine.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:08pm

    I mean, does Pedo Bear approve that message bc you're talking about little boys. Just saying.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:09pm

    That right there is why men should never be women. Well, at least this kind of man. I'm all for tranny fierceness but damn this Mike kid is an idiot.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:56am

    44 is the fucking united kingdom you douche

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 6:23am

    Factual problems here 1. GI Joes don't exist in the UK, we have Action Man, 1000 times cooler 2. Very few people use the word pussy 3. Power drill is also an American term

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 2:57pm

    I'm impressed by the correct use of double quotations in this text. Some serious editing went I to this shit

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:02pm

    8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:18pm

    UK # we don't get GI Joes here! I call fake!!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:53am

    This is off Dane cook

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:50am

    this is the funniest posts that I've read. seriously

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    power drill? door knob? G.I. Joes, YES please!

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm

    First of all fake. Second, we don't have gi Joe in the uk

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:05am

    6:46 haha. Other than that I got no sense of enjoyment out of this text. Lame.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:30pm

    Damn, I thought this text was hilarious. Had something to do with ninjaing the remote.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:03pm

    jsut wanna say first so none of those assholes can get it

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:17pm

    Omg 3:02 it got on my phone dammit!!!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:44pm

    If I were a woman I wouldn't even carry a purse. I would just use Mike's method. Either that or carry my stuff in a plastic grocery bag.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:06pm

    I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:15pm

    silly bitch. Turn this into a drinking game and take a shot for everything he suggests to put in your pussy that doesn't fit.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:20pm

    3:14 Tiger Woods is available, go for it.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:46pm

    this is just stupid I get theres no age limit for this site but please for the love of god if your a r-tard thats like 16 we dont want to read your txt. Now shhhh the grown ups are drinking.

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:28am

    (+44) is a band, not an area code.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:10pm

    This seems like it was posted by a 13 year old!!!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:19 if this site is dumb why are you on it? What does that say about you?

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:56pm

    Is this a reference to Stephen Quire?

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:05pm

    this is the dumbest fucking TFLN ive ever read. go kill yourself.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:27am

    6:46- I remember my first beer