mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
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Um it's a vagina not a 2 car garage!
If I were a woman, I'd put a very rich man's dick in mine.
Just how much room does this guy think is up there? Cause I'll say that mine so does not have that much room.
Once upon a time, this website used to make me laugh.
That's odd, because the earlier content of this site was primarily garbage.
I mean, does Pedo Bear approve that message bc you're talking about little boys. Just saying.
That right there is why men should never be women. Well, at least this kind of man. I'm all for tranny fierceness but damn this Mike kid is an idiot.
power drill? door knob? G.I. Joes, YES please!
44 is the fucking united kingdom you douche
UK # we don't get GI Joes here! I call fake!!
His pussy would be like a "lost and found" box.
Factual problems here 1. GI Joes don't exist in the UK, we have Action Man, 1000 times cooler 2. Very few people use the word pussy 3. Power drill is also an American term
I'm impressed by the correct use of double quotations in this text. Some serious editing went I to this shit
8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you
Omg 3:02 it got on my phone dammit!!!
First of all fake. Second, we don't have gi Joe in the uk
Tiger Woods is available, go for it.
Damn, I thought this text was hilarious. Had something to do with ninjaing the remote.
I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know
jsut wanna say first so none of those assholes can get it
6:46 haha. Other than that I got no sense of enjoyment out of this text. Lame.
This seems like it was posted by a 13 year old!!!
This is off Dane cook
3:19 if this site is dumb why are you on it? What does that say about you?
this is just stupid I get theres no age limit for this site but please for the love of god if your a r-tard thats like 16 we dont want to read your txt. Now shhhh the grown ups are drinking.
Is this a reference to Stephen Quire?
this is the dumbest fucking TFLN ive ever read. go kill yourself.
this is the funniest posts that I've read. seriously
If I were a woman I wouldn't even carry a purse. I would just use Mike's method. Either that or carry my stuff in a plastic grocery bag.
silly bitch. Turn this into a drinking game and take a shot for everything he suggests to put in your pussy that doesn't fit.
6:46- I remember my first beer
(+44) is a band, not an area code.