So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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