I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
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What. The. Fuck. Is this text talking about? I'm so confused
Oh! I get it! It's funny because Jeff hasn't shown up yet!
Haha I like this, it's fucking funny!
I think he meant to say "I want to" rather than "I was to." And I think he's talking about spooning, and how he wants to be the "outer spoon" or "big spoon." Or he could just be drunk/high. Either way it's funny.