I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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It doesn't work. Thats how I got pregnant. lol okay minus the micky d coupons. The bottles of jack = great sex. fml
Wow, this might be the perfect woman.
Somewhere, some dude is submitting a text that says "...I'm going to marry her." Sigh.
She's a keeper
question is it wrong that I'd fuck the shit out this gi
Yes, I'll be there. :) this is pricelesssssssssssssssssss
like fuck you're going to drink 3 bottles of jack
This girl rocks
Faiiiirly certain 3 bottles of Jack, as fantastic as they may be, will completely annihilate any chance of the BC working effectively...
Ummm cool person who's talking about nigs in every post
I can only imagine how epic the night that resulted from this was.