I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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It doesn't work. Thats how I got pregnant. lol okay minus the micky d coupons. The bottles of jack = great sex. fml
Wow, this might be the perfect woman.
Somewhere, some dude is submitting a text that says "...I'm going to marry her." Sigh.
question is it wrong that I'd fuck the shit out this gi
She's a keeper
Yes, I'll be there. :) this is pricelesssssssssssssssssss
like fuck you're going to drink 3 bottles of jack
Faiiiirly certain 3 bottles of Jack, as fantastic as they may be, will completely annihilate any chance of the BC working effectively...
This girl rocks
Ummm cool person who's talking about nigs in every post
I can only imagine how epic the night that resulted from this was.