All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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