Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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What is this, an FML?
How does your boyfriend know what your dad looks like orgasming?
Stop faking, problem solved.
Would you rather he said that you look like your mom?
This is an FML. I think they were just sharing something they read
Important question: Did a guy or girl write this?
Tell him his face ain't do great. Then tell him to ask his dad how he makes his o face. His is better. Then to ask his four brothers theirs are also all better. Then to ask all of his friends. Infinitely better on all of them. Then tell one of them gave you herpes. Then leave.
Tell him he looks just like his Dad when he orgasms. Better yet, get DTF with dear old Dad and see if it's true.