I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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