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  • 85 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:10pm

    OOPS! I dropped my monster condom, that I use on my... MAGNUM DONG

  • 82 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:12am

    I bet not even 20 people get this reference.

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:42pm

    Ahhhh cat in the wall aye?!

  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    I'll take one please. One what? One crack rock please.

  • 70 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:19pm

    what are your dislikes? people's knees

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:20pm

    Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:24am

    I thought Dee was married to Mac...

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:35pm

    is your cat making tooooo muchhhh NOISE ALL THE TIME?!?

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:47pm

    I do not want to eat the apple with the skin on it! I am not allowed to eat the apple with skin on it! I AM NOT ALLOWED!!!!

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:57pm

    D.E.N.N.I.S System.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:37pm

    kitten mittens! you'll be SMITTEN

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:03am

    is that show even still on?

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:13pm

    People watch that show?

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:32pm

    Wow 250, your a fucking retard.... It MAC not MACK.... fucking idiot...

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:06pm

    The watriss is actually charlies wife in real life lmao....

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:18pm

    Ahahahahah reverend Camden gets around... What's up boners?!

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:51am

    FLIP-FLIP-FLIP-A-DELPHIA sad that tonight is the season finale already...

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:19pm

    someone is a "fucking retard" for spelling a name wrong by one letter? wow, maybe you need anger management.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    Fuckin brilliant. If you don't get it, you're an asshat.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:28am

    I get this reference...and it's awesome.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:09pm

    and if your gonna quote Sunny get it right! i am embarrassed for whoever actually put Wildcats? its wildCARD

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:54pm

    Haha one crack rock.,. Lmfao...

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:04pm

    SERIOUSLY who sends a text sayin that to their friends? i bet people think up shit all day to send into this site. i call bullshit

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:00am

    i get the reference...and i fuckin' love it.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:07am

    Computers are for losers.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:03am

    Who watches 7th Heaven?

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:10pm

    best fucking show ever. too bad the season finale is tonight :(.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:31am

    Oh what a show! My favorite character is Shamous!

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:25pm

    he's got those kids cranking out kitten mittons

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:19am

    actually she's married to mac in real life, not charlie

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:55am

    I think my cat is in the wall haha :]] love this show

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:05pm

    I FOUGHT A MAN IN THE BATHROOM 'CAUSE HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME HIS SHIRT

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46am

    I think my cat is in the wall :]] I love this show!!!!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    Hahaha Charlie and Mack are the shit!!!

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:46am

    It's a jumping off point! It's an egg!

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:46pm

    Pitt pitt pitt pitt Pittsburgh!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by akrska on Mar 4, 10 at 2:51am

    I'm a recovering crack head and this is my retarted sister that I take care of. We'd like some welfare please.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:21am

    10:12 This show is constantly quoted on here. Knowing Bruce was also on 7th Heaven isn't even close to some vague reference no one gets.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:38pm

    house! house! house! flush! flush! flush! house! house! house! flush! flush! flush!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:59pm

    Lmao 3:36. I just watched that episode today. I love this text.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:25pm

    I had to think about that fo a bit. Thanks for the laugh. GREEN MAN!

  • 39 37
    Submitted by Duckkoo on Jun 22, 11 at 2:52am

    Gotta love always sunny in Philly, best show ever made. MILK STEAK

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:55am

    Frank in skinny jeans. Best season finally ever!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:52am

    Don't get it. Don't care.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:35am

    I get it, and it's so true.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:33pm

    Hahahaha yea and frank did their stepmom

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:46pm

    I'll throw a beer across his bow and scare him a bit /throws beer, bike guy crashes and stands up with pipe/ Shit! He's got a pipe GO GO GO Lmao!!!!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by thelegendliveson on Dec 4, 10 at 11:50pm

    I will smack your face off your face!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:50pm

    Omg !!! Haha greatest text!

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:09am

    Haha love it