My former fuck buddy was so turned on by the thought of doing it I told him "the morning you wake up and see me lying as sexy as hell, just do it".
He totally did it.
i actually think its funny that there's people freaking out about this, when in all reality, the chick probably had his dick in her mouth only a few hours earlier...
I wish my ex-bf had thought of that when I would snore. He'd do annoying things like put a pillow over my face or shove earplugs up my nose. Ugh. My hubby just elbows me and yells "Stop snoring!" I'd so prefer to wake up with a nice hard dick in my mouth any day!
"I'm sure all of you guys on here would be somewhat upset if you woke up to a girl sitting on your face with her poon all in you mouth"
Not really, especially if she said something funny in response.
how are people on here so ridiculously uptight. im assuming these people were dating and she gives him head frequently making it a funny thing that they both laughed at the next day.
cancerous lesbian witch is the greatest insult ive ever heard in an online argument. id call her a cumguzzling gutter whore. but damn yours was good. as far as those guys who may soon catch a woody next to a sleeping girls. remember this...vaginas dont bite. mouths do
Sexual Assult. Disgusting and low, and anyone who actually chooses to overlook that for a laugh is an ignorant coward. Shit like this shouldn't be on any site, I wish the mods had some better rules.
Submitted by
velociraptor
on May 12, 10 at 11:58pm
I believe many of you have taken this out of proportion.
A) Everyone here is being a sexist dumb-fuck when it is not necessary
B) If the penis was in her mouth before she went to bed, it insinuates that is the place it was meant to rest.
C)I feel like I'm the only one who thinks, judging by the context, that this is probably her boyfriend... so maybe even lighten-up as this whole site is for fun...
D)Oh and she definitely deserved it if she was in his bed
- JFC
If its in a relationship, its not a big deal. If its a one night stand/casual thing its assault because a sleeping person cannot give consent. If basic knowledge about sexual assault and consent laws makes me a lesbian, then I'll go hang up my i heart cocks badge and go find a i heart taco's badge.
It was a really good answer though.
Bite it off. Then hit him over the head with it. and mail it to his mother with a note about how she is a dumb bitch who obviously should have her family tree cut the fuck down.
May 26, 2009 1:57PM and the other douchebags who agree...
just because this poster things that having a guy stick his dick in her mouth while she is asleep/unconscious is sexual assault (which it is, btw, if it wasnt consentual. And from the average content of this site, this is probably not her bf) doesn't mean anything about the poster's sexuality. Not approving of sexual assault does not make you a lesbian, liking women makes you a lesbian, genius.
haha May 27 1:29, I agree
deep breath everyone, mouth fucking is only assault if the sleeper wakes up and says stop...of course with junk in your mouth, it's hard to say anything at all
Awesome how many people want to applaud sexual assault and jump all over people who understand that most people don't appreciate having their bodies violated without their consent or knowledge. No wonder more than 1 in 4 women is raped in her lifetime. Goddamn, I wish I was a lesbian. This makes me never want to go near a man again in my life.
my thought? this website is for fun. this girl wouldnt post it if it was serious. AND its not my life, not my business. idgaf if it was sexual assault. thats her life, not mine. this was funny. id bite and not feel bad at all. if it was my gf and not my bf, id be the one in there face! XD (yes, im a bisexual girl)
i think if i tried to do that and my gf woke up she'd be so surprised she'd punch my balls, and then feel bad and nurse them back to well-being.
with her mouth.
fairly certain thats what would happen..Pr
O_O
That's definitely sexual assault. I'm not a lesbian, before you ask, just someone who knows what they're talking about. It was a clever answer, though.
3:43 and 3:42, way to change the subject to be about yourselves. Do that often? It is quite annoying...
I think it is hilarious you woke up... it would be pretty boring for him if you didn't!
Wow 6:58.... That's wrong, and yet i am still laughing...
It's all crap by the way.... I was passed out drunk once and my girl got on top of me and road me... She tells me she's sorry the next day.... I ask for what she tells me!!! I high fived myself for days for getting it up in my sleep....
Seriously have a sense of humor, that's the only reason we read this site.... It's not to put your little soap box up and start preaching....
Rolan
all of you screaming 'off with his dick!' are either dirty road whores or uptight.. it depends on the relationship. if it's a one night stand, then yea. but it could be ok in a good relationship
@ May 26, 2009 1:57PM
SEXUAL ASSUALT??!
you cancerous lesbian witch.
if they are sleeping in the same bed, it aint sexual assault. its just weird.
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!
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