A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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