Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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I remember those days. Get off the computer, I'm expecting a phone call!
Why r those the only choices??
How about porn booth sanitation engineer for an adult theatre? It's a sticky job, but someone's gotta do it.
Those are shitty choices. I vote celebrity gynecologist
If this is the shit you entertain yourself with, you are not having a good night.
Celebrity dental assistant
The only option should be Forensic Proctologist. Duh.
celebrity dental assistant for the win!