none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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