Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
now i know why i became what i already was.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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