She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Know what's funnier than this text? The fact that someone who misspelled "genius" in his own username is trying to correct others.
Know whats even funnier than that? He was correcting himself.
Doip. Didn't notice he was correcting himself. I am an idiot.
Dropped a weight class... Is she a wrestler?
Whiskey goggles are a he'll of a lot more distorting than beer goggles.
Whisky googles may be more distorting, but its not like you will be able to get it up
Yup, whiskey goggles leads to whiskey dick. Been there, not done it. :(
I want to see the she-beast he woke up with.
next to a whale*
It was magical for her, she got you. You got fattied.
More like a vodka welding mask. Don't worry we've been there, the key is to walk away and find a reasonably hotter blur.
Oops, woke up next a whale?
"Weight class"? Was she a boxer?