ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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