I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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