Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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