it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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