Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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