She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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And you didn't join her?
Wow, Weekend Update must have gotten a lot better than the days of Opera-Man...
Sounds like the swish isn't the only thing that's sloppy.
That awkward moment when the church lady skit. She finishes then boom "Well, isn't that special."